Millions of years ago, a great beast lay before us. He then lifted his leg and farted. Everyone, and I mean everyone, was blown away. Including myself. I was there to document this historic event, and I was sure glad to have my trusty Nikon 900 and a bag of shit. I filmed the exquisite creature emptying it's bowels upon the unsuspecting community. Oh what a sight to behold, it was truly a monumental occasion. Just then, a low rumbling fart escaped my ass. At first, no one noticed. I was fortunate, but one fat man turned and pointed his decaying finger in my direction. He blamed me for this fart, yet I told him no, it was not me. He then decided to inhale the fart, and died instantaneously. I was free to walk away from the area. Thank god. It reeked.